Ugly Christmas Cards Found!

Yes! I’m bitching today! I feel like bitching! Okay, actually I feel like ripping someone apart, but that isn’t likely to happen so I shall bitch Santa as much as humanly possible.

*sigh*

 

Oh, you’d better get down on your knees and pray, all right. You’re supposed to be in bed! Santa doesn’t like little boys sneaking around while he’s working.

And he’s still got that stick.

But look at Santa’s eyes. He sees the child’s fear and wonders, “What have I become?“

 

 

Do you love this old man? If so, I’m sorry to tell you that, judging by this picture, he is DEAD. And EVIL.

 

 

And just when you thought Santa couldn’t get any scarier, here comes this disembodied monstrosity with a beard three times the size of his head and no teeth at all.

 

 

You’d better watch out! You’d better not cry! Now THIS is one scary Kris Kringle. Check out the shifty eyes, the dark eyebrows, and those teeth! After seeing this picture, I’ll never be able to enjoy hearing:

“He sees you when you’re sleeping.“

“He knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good.“

“So be good, for goodness sake!”

 

 

STRANDED SANTA: What’s happened here? Looks like Santa’s reindeer finally got sick of the constant lashings from St. Nick and dodging bullets every time they flew over Ted Nugent’s house and just ditched Santa in the middle of a snow storm. All he’s got to eat are some green sticks. He’s dropping toys…

and he’s worried.